A Local Radio Station Contest

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A local radio station, WINO, is running a competition to find contestants who can come up with words that are not found in any English Dictionary yet can still use these words in a sentence that will make logical sense; the prize being a trip for two to Bali for a week. The DJ, Sam, has many callers, the following two standing out:

DJ : WINO, what’s your name?

Caller: Hi, my name’s Dave.

DJ: Dave, what is your word?

Caller: “Gwan” spelled G, W, A, N.

DJ: We are just checking that (pause)… and you are correct. Dave, Gwan is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?

Caller: Gwan fuck yourself! Ha Ha Ha!

At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no place for that sort of language on a family show. After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:

DJ: WINO, what’s your name?

Caller: My name’s Jeff.

DJ: Jeff, what is your word?

Caller: “Smee” spelled S, M, E, E.

DJ: We are just checking that (pause)… and you are correct. Jeff, Smee is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?

Caller: Smee again! Gwan fuck yourself! Ha Ha Ha!

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