The Good, Bad, Ugly and WAY Ugly
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Loading ...Good: Your spouse and you agree: no more kids
Bad: You can’t find the birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You’re in them
Way ugly: With the dog
Good: Your son understands fashion
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than Mom
Good: Your son’s finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
Way ugly: Soon, all 3 of you will have genital herpes in common
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections
Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Way ugly: Your son fathered them
Tags: birth control pills, birds and bees, genital herpes, cross dresser, vasectomy
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