Poor Sleeping Arrangements
The new husband had booked sleeping arrangements on the train, thinking he was going to have a roomette or compartment, only to find out he was on one side of the sleeping car in an upper bunk, and his wife was in another one across the aisle from him.
About Midnight, he started feeling “married,” so he whispered to his wife, “Hey, Honey. Hey, Honey, why don’t you come over here?”
His wife whispered back, “Well, Honey, how will I get over there?”
“Don’t worry! I’ve got something here you can ‘walk’ on!”
In answer to that, a fellow in the lower berth said, “Yeah, but how in Hell is she going to get back?”
Tags: lower berth, sleeping arrangements, sleeping car, aisle, fellow
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