The Frog
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Loading ...A gentleman, having sexual troubles with his wife walks in a bar. After several drinks he spots a frog on the bar with a for sale sign around his neck. The sign read $5,000.00.
The gentleman asks the bartender why the frog was worth $5,000.00. The bartender responds that the frog gives the best blow job in the world.
After several more drinks the gentleman decides he will purchase the frog and find out exactly how good the frog was.
After an hour or so, the gentleman takes the frog home. The wife awakens to all this tremendous noise and commotion downstairs. She runs down there and her Kitchen is torn up. Dishes are broken and flour is thrown all over the counter and floor. She looks in the corner and there sits her husband with the frog. “What in the hell is going on?” she asks.
“I don’t really know”, he says. “But when I teach this frog how to make biscuits, your ass is out of here”.
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