Randy the Rooster
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Loading ...A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster- one that could service all of his many hens.
He told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied:
“I have just the rooster for you. Randy here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!”
So the farmer took Randy back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house though, he gave Randy a little pep talk. “Randy,” he said, “I’m counting on you to do your stuff”.
Without uttering a word, Randy strutted into the hen house. Randy was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, until Randy had finished having his way with each hen. Randy didn’t stop at the hen house, though. He went into the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one, and still at the same frantic pace.
Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same. The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out, “Stop, Randy, you’ll kill yourself”. Randy continued on, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.
The next morning, the farmer looked out his window and saw Randy lying on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Randy. The farmer walked up to Randy saying, “Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you’ve gone and killed yourself. I warned you, little buddy”.
“Shut the hell up, you idiot,” Randy whispered, “That buzzard’s getting closer.”
Tags: horniest rooster, pep talk, frantic pace, market vendor, buzzard
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