Simple Truths About Life
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Loading ...THAT CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
2) You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Rearing teenagers is like nailing Jello to a tree.
2) The best way to keep kids at home is to make a pleasant atmosphere, and let the air out of their tires.
ABOUT GROWING OLD:
1) I’m sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.
2) One of life’s mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
3) Isn’t it amazing? You just hang something in your closet for a while, and it shrinks two sizes.
4) Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
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