The 5 Kinds of Sex
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Loading ...SMURF SEX. This happens during the honeymoon; you keep doing it until you’re both blue in the face.
KITCHEN SEX. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you’ll have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence, also in the kitchen.
BEDROOM SEX. You’ve calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
HALLWAY SEX. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, “Fuck you!”
COURTROOM SEX. This is when you get divorced and your wife fucks you in front of everyone in court.
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June 21st, 2008 06:51
I’m not sure but I think there’s a little more to the joke but either way I’d have to say that the only way the last 2 become true is if someone is having sex with someone other then their spouse.