2 men shop for wive’s birthday!
There are two men, Harold and Troy, sitting in the coffee shop one evening. Troy says “It’s my wife’s birthday today. I bought her a new car and a diamond ring.” Harold replies, “why’d you buy her both?”
Troy said, “’cause if she doesn’t like the ring, she can always use the car to drive somewhere
& exchange the ring for something she really likes.” Waiting for a response, He asked Harold, well, what did you get your wife for her birthday? he said,”i got bettya pair of slippers and a dildo.” Troy asked him, what the hell kinda’ gift is that?” Harold says,”Well, I figured it this way…If she didn’t like the slippers, she could always go fuck herself!”
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