Yo mama is so fat….. When she jumped out of my birthday cake I wanted my money back.

Yo mama wear so much make up last time we went to the circus they let her in free cause they thought she was part of the clown act.

Yo mama is so fat she buys lingerie at Sea World

There once was this little boy named Freddy Fucker Faster who had this enormous crush on this little girl named Betty P.

One day, Freddy and Betty went to the barn loft and started “getting their groove on.”

At suppertime, Freddy’s mom yells for him.

She stands on the porch steps and yells, “Freddy Fucker Faster, Freddy Fucker Faster.”

Freddy hears his mom and in return says, “I can’t, I’m fuckin’ fast enough.”

Then, Betty P’s mom yells for her to come home.

She stands on the porch and yells, “Betty P, Betty P.”

In return, Betty P replies, “I can’t mom. My hole’s stopped up.”

Q: Who’s the most famous man at a nude colony?

A: The man who can carry a dozen doughnuts and two cups of coffee at the same time.

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yo momma so damn dumb she bought a solar powered flashlight

yo momma so damn dumb on her application it said ” sex M or F ” and she said and on sometimes on wednesday too.