The Camel
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Loading ...There is a new Commander of a military base and the captain is showing him around the buildings. After he has made the rounds, the Commander looks at the captain and says, “Wait a minute. You haven’t shown me that blue building over there. What’s that used for?”
The Captain says, “Well sir, you see there are no women around. Whenever the men feel in need of a woman, they go there and use the camel…”
“Enough!” says the Commander in disgust.
Well, two weeks later, the Commander starts to feel in need of a woman. He goes to the Captain and says, “Tell me something, Captain.” Lowering his voice and glancing around, he asks, “Is the camel free anytime soon?”
The captain says, “Well, let me see.” He opens up his book. “Why yes, sir, the camel is free tomorrow afternoon at two o’clock.” The Commander asks to be put down for that time.
So the next day at two o’clock, the Commander goes to the little blue building and opens the door. Inside, he finds the cutest camel he’s ever seen. Right next to the camel is a little step stool, so he closes the door behind him and puts the step stool directly behind the camel.
He stands on the stool and drops his pants, and begins to have sex with the camel. A minute later the Captain walks in.
“Ahem, begging your pardon, sir,” says the Captain, “but wouldn’t it be wiser to ride the camel into town and find a woman like all the other men?”
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