What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old woman doesn’t?

her navel

Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

"More and more news coming out about this Osama bin Laden guy. He's 6'5" and has 42 children. Or, as the NBA calls him, a rookie."
-Jay Leno

these are some different points to ponder:

1. I still miss my ex….but my aim is getting better
2. I want to die asleep like my grandfather….not screaming like the passengers in his car.
3. If women can have pms, men can have espn.
4. If American mothers feed their children with small forks and knives, what do Chinese mothers use….perhaps toothpicks??
5. 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveing at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.

The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, “Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair–there were plenty of other cars around me going just as fast, so why did *I* get the ticket?”

“Ever go fishing?” the policeman suddenly asked the man.

“Ummmmm, yeah…” the startled man replied.

The officer grinned and added, “Ever catch ALL the fish?”