The Census and the Whore
The census taker asked a girl to give her occupation. “Whore,” she answered. “I cant list it that way, Miss.” “Okay, put down prostitute.” “I cant list that either.” “How about chicken raiser?” “Chicken raiser?” he asked in puzzlement. “Sure, last year I raised nine hundered cocks.”
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