Koala Bear
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Loading ...A cute little koala bear walked into a local pub and seated himself at the bar. As he was enjoying his favorite refreshment a lady of the evening approached and seated herself next to him.
“Hi,” she said,”who are you?”
“I’m a little koala bear,” he answered.
“Well,” she cooed,” do you know what I am?”
“Oh, sure,” answered the koala, “I know what you are.”
“Well then, maybe you’d like to go upstairs with me then?”
“Sure!” smiled the koala,” I’ll go upstairs with you.”
They went upstairs to a waiting bedroom and there made passionate love. After he was finished the koala bear got up and started to leave the room.
“Hey, wait a minute honey!” said the prostitute.”Aren’t you forgetting something?”
“No,” replied the koala thoughtfully,”I don’t think so.”
“I don’t think you understand,” she said, taking a large dictonary down from the shelf. “Here, let me show you. See what it says here? ‘Prostitute’, a woman who sells sex for money. Money! M-O-N-E-Y! Where is my money?”
“Oh,” laughed the koala bear. “You’re the one who is confused.” He took the dictionary and turned to another page. “Here! See what it says? ‘Koala bear’, a small animal indigenous to Australia that climbs, eats bush and leaves!”
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