Yo Mama (New Snaps)
Yo Mama so fat, she plays basketball like this: Through the Big Dipper — nothing but net.
Yo Mama so hairy, when you were born you popped out with CARPET-BURNS.
Yo Mama so old, when God said let there be light, she threw the firecracker.
Tags: carpet burns, big dipper, firecracker, yo mama, basketball
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