Sexual Techniques
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Loading ...Jones was a contestant on the famous TV show of yesteryear—”The $64,000 Question”—and had chosen for his category of questioning, “Sexual Techniques.”
He had answered all the questions asked, with verve and delicacy, and had finally surmounted the $32,000 hurdle. It was up to him to decide whether to return for the final $64,000 question, and if he decided to do so, he might bring an expert of his own choosing who would be allowed to help him.
Jones did decide to try again, and he brought with him none other than Monsieur Pierre, the great and internationally renowned French expert on all phases of sex and love. The two were placed in the isolation booth so they might not hear any hints thrown out by the audience, and the question was asked: “Suppose, Mr. Jones, you had exactly three kisses to bestow on your loved one, and wished to do it in such a way as to elicit maximum response. Where would you place the first kiss? Where the second kiss? Where the third?
A minute was allowed for consideration while rhythmic, suspenseful music played. Then the master of ceremonies said, “Well, Mr. Jones, where would you place the first kiss?
Without hesitation, Jones said, “On the lips.”
“Correct, sir, and where the second?”
This time Jones considered for a moment. Then, somewhat hesitantly, he said, “On the back of the neck.”
“Correct, sir,” cried the master of ceremonies, while the audience howled with approval. “Now for the third and last part of the question. For $64,000, where would you place the third kiss?”
This time Jones was in trouble. The perspiration stood out on his forehead. He seemed on the point of answering but then turned hastily to his companion. “Monsieur Pierre—” he began.
But the Frenchman shook his head violently. “Do not ask me, my friend. In my mind, I have already been wrong twice.”
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