A proposed revision to the rules of golf is being sought in South Florida, which will replace the traditional call of “FORE.” Once a player has hit an errant shot, he will be allowed to call “GORE,” while the ball is still in flight. He can then replace the ball in the same spot and hit it again.

The player can do this until he is satisfied the ball is going where he intended to hit it in the first place. This will cause the time of play to be extended until such time as the player can claim the hole.

This revision is causing some consternation to the PGA, but proponents say it is only fair.

A recent test of this new rule was recently played out in an exclusive club in Palm Beach County, Florida, and the the first hole only took 7 days to complete!!!

One day, Little Johnny accompanied his Dad to the pharmacy. While waiting in line, Little Johnny noticed a shelf full of condoms in different packs. So he asked his Dad, “What’s the three-pack of condoms for?”

His Dad replied with a smile, “The three-pack is what you will use when you’re in high school. Two for Friday, one for Saturday.”

Little Johnny nodded and then asked, “How about the six-pack?”

Again his Dad flashed a wide grin and said, “The six-pack is what you need when you’re in college. Two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday.”

“Oh I see,” said Little Johnny. “And the twelve-pack?”

His Dad’s grin vanished and he just sighed, “The twelve-pack is what you will use when you’re married. One for January, one for February, one for March, one for April …”

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An attorney was driving through the country side when his car failed him.

He looked under the hood and knocked a few items around with a hammer. In the process, he knocked off a gas line and got his arm soaked with gas before getting it back on. Discouraged, he attempted to start his car. Much to his surprise, it started and he headed for the nearest town for a permanent repair.

To celebrate his success, he lit up a cigarette, at which time his arm exploded into flames. He stuck his arm out the window hoping the wind, at 50 miles per hour, would put it out.

He was promptly pulled over by a local constable and given a ticket for the illegal use of a firearm.