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A father on a ski trip with his son decides it is time he talks to his 13yr old son about sex. He waits until his son and him are on the ski lift so there is no possible way for escape. The Father asks the kid, “Son, do you know how babies are made?” The kid just looks at his father and nods his head.

The father waits until they are on the lift again to bring it up. This time the kid just looks away and pretends not to hear.

The father, frustrated now, asks his son on the third time around bluntly, “Son, do you wanna talk about sex?”

The kid looks at his dad and goes, “God, Dad, is that all you think about?”

The teacher says to Sabrina, the teenage blonde (who was the only girl in her shop class on the first day of school), “Sabrina, what’s the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?”

Then Sabrina replies, “Well I can’t rightly say, sir, as I ain’t never been BOLTED
before.”

Two men were sitting in a bar discussing different sex positions.

One man says to the other that his favourite is the rodeo. The other man asks how this is done.

“Well me and my wife do it doggy style and when she starts getting into it whisper in her ear, your sister likes this position.

Then try and hang on for 8 seconds”.

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:

“My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb.”

“Well put,” the judge replied. “Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to one year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.”

The defendant smiled.

With his lawyer’s assistance, he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.