Taking a Bath
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Loading ...ABSOLUTELY VITAL THINGS TO
KNOW ABOUT TAKING A BATH
- When you leave a bath to run by itself, the plug jumps just as you leave the bathroom and you return to an empty bath just as the hot water runs out.
- Spiders can run round the bath faster than you can.
- If you run a bath too hot you don’t realize this until
you sit in the other end and burn your ass.
- It is physically impossible to turn a tap on or off with
your foot.
- When you lie back in the bath, your right foot slips
forward until it is positioned exactly beneath the dripping tap.
- The odd flannel you are using to wash yourself is not
a flannel at all; it is a sock which has fallen from above.
- The dirt you wash off yourself gathers on the surface of the water and then re-attaches itself to you as you rise to leave.
- Lost soap is ALWAYS behind you.
- When you get out of the bath, the first bit you dry is
the one bit you just realized you forgot to wash.
- However hard you dry yourself, you are still wet when
you put your clothes on.
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