20 fun thing’s to do at Wal-Mart
1.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at stratigic locations
2.Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
3.Set all the clocks alarms to go off every ten minutes
4.Start playing kickball see how many people you can get to play with you
5.Contaminate the entire auto department by testing all the air fresheners
6.Challenge other people to duels with gift wrap
7.leave cryptic messages on type writers
8.re-dress the mannequins as you se fit
9.when there are people behind you walk as slowly as possible esspesially in the small aisles
10.wlak up to an employee and tell him in an official tone “i think we’ve got a code red!”
11.play with the automatic doors
ride the display bikes through out the hole store telling people you are just taking for a test drive
12.play soccer with a group of friends useing the store as your playing field
13.take off your shoe’s saying you want to return them if the cashier says you didn’t buy these here say yes i did then say the customer is always right
14.move caution wet floor signs to carpeted areas
15.when to or more people are walking beside each other run be tween them and say red rover
16.try to fit in large gym bags
17. try to fit others in large gym bags
18.when a announcement comes over the loud speaker drop to your knees and say ohh no the voises again nooo!
19.tp as much of the store as possible
20.smack other costomers and say shut up just shut up
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