Town Gossip
The country doctor was just returning from a delivery at an outlying ranch, when he crossed paths with the town gossip and decided to give her some news to feed her habit with.
“Doctor Wilson, how is the Smith baby?”
“Well, the child was porn without a penis,” the doctor said.
“OH MY GOODNESS!!” said the gossip.
“Yes, but she”ll have a darn nice place to put one in 18 years or so.”
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