follow the yellow brick road
There once was an unfortunate frog that was yellow. He was often made fun of by the other green frogs for his color mutation. Upon the advice of a friend, he went to the fairy in the middle of the pond to see if she could change his color. The attempt of the fairy was successful with the single fault that the frog’s dick remained yellow. With much embarassment the frog took the advice of the fairy who said that he should go to the wizard at the end of the pond and see what he could do for the frog.
Later that day another unfortunate individual, being a purple gold fish, visited the fairy. Once the fairy had changed the color of the fish, the same problem of the genitals remaining the original color arose. When the fish asked the fairy what to do to get this problem fixed, the fairy responded, “Follow the yellow dicked toad.”
Tags: yellow brick road, color mutation, gold fish, purple gold, genitals
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