Hillary and Janet
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Loading ...First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having a girl to girl talk in the East Room one afternoon. Hillary says to Janet “You’re lucky that you don’t have to put up with men wanting to have sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and you never know what his little pecker’s been into.”
Janet responded somewhat defensively
“Just because I look like a butch dike doesn’t mean that men aren’t attracted to me. I have to fight off many unwelcome sexual advances.”
“So how do you deal with the problem?” Hillary asks.
“Well”, whispers Janet, “whenever a guy starts coming on to me, I relax my rectum and blow out the loudest, stinkiest fart I can.”
That night, Hillary was already in bed with the lights out and knew that Bill would be looking for a little action when he came in from a late meeting. She had deliberately ordered cabbage rolls for dinner which always gave her intense, putrid gas. When he opens the bedroom door and squints into the darkness, Hillary forces out the loudest, smelliest fart you can imagine.
Bill whispers “What are you doing here, Janet?”.
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