Slow Day at the Justice League
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Loading ...One sunny day, Superman is out cruising the skies for crimes in process, but since it seems that all the muggers and rapists have taken the day off, he decides to drop in to see his friend Spiderman.
“Hey, Peter”, says Superman, “Let’s go to Nathan’s for a hotdog.”
“No can do, Supe”, says Spiderman. “My webshooter’s jamming and I have to give it a good cleaning. I almost fell off the Chrysler Building yesterday. Thanks anyway.”
Undaunted, Superman zips over to Gotham to see what Batman is up to. “Hey, Bruce,” says Clark, “Feel like checking out the chicks at the beach?”
“Sorry, Supe”, says Batman. “Robin’s in the bathtub and I told him I’d do his back when he’s ready.”
Determined not to be discouraged, Superman returns to the skies to drop in on The Green Hornet. Flying over a penthouse roof, he suddenly spies Wonder Woman sunbathing totally naked, legs spread, knees bent.
“Great Scot!” thinks Superman. “I bet I could be in and out of her before she knows what happened.” So he zooms down, does her in an instant, and soars up, up and away.
Wonder Woman bolts upright. “What the hell was that?” she says.
“I don’t know,” says The Invisible Man as he slides off her, “but suddenly my ass hurts.”
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