Life’s Tough
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Loading ...There was a pickle, a cucumber, and a penis talking one day. The pickle says, “Man!! Life is tough! Everyday me or one of my friends gets cut up in weird shapes and stuck in greasy burgers and nasty sandwiches.”
The cucumber says, “You think your life’s tough!!! They grow me till I can’t grow anymore, then they slice me up, put me in a bowl with my other sliced up friends, and pour nasty dressings all over us.
The penis laughs out loud and says, “You both have it great!!!!! Every night, they stick a plastic bag on my head, shove me in a dark cave, and make me do push-ups till I throw up!”
Tags: greasy burgers, weird shapes, dark cave, pickle, cucumber
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