If the Apostles Had Been Gay
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The Last Supper would have been a brunch.
The Beatitudes would start “Fabulous are they…”
The water at Cana would not have been changed to wine, but to extra-dry Bombay Sapphire martinis with a touch of Curacao for color.
The temple would not have been cleansed…just redecorated.
Mary’s hair would have been gorgeous.
The Gospels would have been Matthew, Mark, Luke and Bruce.
Jesus would never have worn white after Labor Day.
The Sermon on the Mount would have been a musical.
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