10 Yo Mamma Jokes
1.Yo mammas so fat, she went out of the house wearing highheels and came back wearing flip flops!
2. Yo mammas so ugly, last time she heard a whistle was when she was hit by the train.
3.Yo mammas so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lay face down!
4.Yo mamma is so stupid she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!
5. Yo mammas so stupid she failed a survey!
6.Yo mammas so stupid she was hit by a parked car!
7.Yo mammas is so bad at singing, she D.J.’s for the icecream truck!
8.Yo mammas so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license.
9.Yo mammas so old her birth certificate says expired!
10.Yo mamma’s so short, when it rains she’s the last one to get wet!
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