The luckiest man alive!
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Loading ...A man’s boat was caught in a storm and was completely demolished. He did manage to find one piece of wood that could carry him to the shore in the far distance. As he floated, he spotted another person bobbing along. As he came nearer, he could tell that it was Cindy Crawford! She wasn’t breathing, so the man gave her CPR, which successfully revived her. They made it to shore. It was a deserted island. He nursed her back to health and after 4 months, she began to fall in love with him.(leading to sex) After a few weeks, she noticed that her lover was very depressed. She asked him what she could do to make him feel better. He said, “Will you put my hat on your head?” She agreed. Then, he asked her to put his pants on , his shirt, and to draw a mustache on her face. She agreed. Then, he told her to walk around the island and he would meet her in the middle. She agreed and turned to begin her journey. He walked the other way. Finally when they met up, he screamed, “Dude, you won’t believe who I’m sleeping with!”
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