President Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
Interviewer: “Miss Lewinsky is it true that you had relations with the President?”
Monica: “Yes, I mean we not only had sex, we got it on…Wow, they don’t call him ‘Wild Bill’ for nothing.”
Interviewer: “Well how did this all come about”
Monica: “Well, we were sitting in his office and he asked me if I wanted to take a ride on the Presidential Express…But he told me not to tell Hilary ’cause she ran out of tickets a long time ago.”
President Clintons Reaction
Interviewer: President Clinton what is your reaction towards Miss Lewinsky openly admitting to having sexual relations with you?”
President: “I did not take viagra when I had sexual intercourse with Monica.”
Interviewer: “What are you trying to say President Clinton.”
President: “I mean I did not have sex with Monica, period!”
Interviewer: “Why do you continue to address Miss Lewinski as Monica?”
President: “Well, I had sex with her, I think I can…Never mind I repeat I never had sex with Monica, I mean Miss Lewinsky.”
This would have all been solved if President Dole would have been elected…But then again Viagra was invented…So you never know..
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