President Clinton and Monica Lewinsky

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Interviewer: “Miss Lewinsky is it true that you had relations with the President?”

Monica: “Yes, I mean we not only had sex, we got it on…Wow, they don’t call him ‘Wild Bill’ for nothing.”

Interviewer: “Well how did this all come about”

Monica: “Well, we were sitting in his office and he asked me if I wanted to take a ride on the Presidential Express…But he told me not to tell Hilary ’cause she ran out of tickets a long time ago.”

President Clintons Reaction

Interviewer: President Clinton what is your reaction towards Miss Lewinsky openly admitting to having sexual relations with you?”

President: “I did not take viagra when I had sexual intercourse with Monica.”

Interviewer: “What are you trying to say President Clinton.”

President: “I mean I did not have sex with Monica, period!”

Interviewer: “Why do you continue to address Miss Lewinski as Monica?”

President: “Well, I had sex with her, I think I can…Never mind I repeat I never had sex with Monica, I mean Miss Lewinsky.”

This would have all been solved if President Dole would have been elected…But then again Viagra was invented…So you never know..

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