American in Paris
American Guy is in Paris, gets on a bus, and takes the only empty seat, next to a French guy.
Every now and then the French guy sniffs his fingers and goes “Mon FiFi”. This continues for about half an hour, until the American guy asks the Frenchie, “Hey, why do you keep sniffing your fingers?”
“Me and my girlfriend made sweet passionate love last night and I can smell her on my fingers today *Sniff* Oh, mon FiFi!”
To which the American wipes his nose with his sleeve and says, “Barbra!”
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