An Olde Dutche Tail
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Loading ...One day Pieter de Haas is going for a ride on his bicycle through the Dutch countryside. Looking at the cows grazing peacefully he suddenly notices his neighbour Hans de Cock amongst the cows.
Nothing odd about that, but Hans was in the nude, on all fours and chomping away at the grass.
Pieter parks his bike against the barbed wire, runs over to Hans and asks politely: Well, Hans, are you..err..enjoying this?”
“Loving it”, says Hans. “Beautiful weather, plenty of grass and…company that moooves my very soul. Really, couldn’t feel better. Well, there’s only a slight problem”.
“What’s that?”, asks Pieter.
“Well”, Hans sighs, it IS terribly difficult to swat the flies off my butt with such a short tail!”
Tags: dutch countryside, de haas, dutche, all fours, barbed wire
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