Once On This Remote Island

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There was a man who thought of himself as a ladies’ man. For his vacation, he booked a cabin on a luxury liner cruising in the Pacific so that he could meet women on board and have some fun in the sun. As luck would have it, the ocean liner ran into a tropical storm and sank in rough waters but he, along with six supermodels, survived the ordeal and made it to a remote island in the Pacific.

Since they were stranded on this remote island with no chances of being rescued for days or even weeks to come, the man made an arrangement with the six supermodels who agreed that each woman would have the man for herself for one day of the week except for Sunday which would be the man’s “rest” day. This arrangement worked out fine for the women whose “urges” would be satisfied. More so for the man who was so happy because this made his dream of having a “harem” of beautiful women come true. So he went about this business with much gusto and went out of his way to please each of the six women on their appointed days and nights.

However, after several weeks had passed without a rescue ship in sight, the man was getting tired of this arrangement. He never expected it would be hard work to satisfy six women with different needs and urges. He began to look forward to Sunday to rest and regain his strength and energy. He was even praying to God for another male companion to share the burden of keeping these women satisfied.

One Sunday morning, he was resting on the beach far away from the women when he saw a man on a lifeboat in the horizon. Quickly he shouted and jumped up and down to catch the newcomer’s attention. The newcomer then paddled his tiny boat towards the shore and the man went to help pull the boat in.

He shook the newcomer’s hand and said happily, “Man, you don’t know how glad I am to have another man around here.”

The newcomer looked at the man lovingly from head to foot, smiled and cooed, “Oh, the feeling’s mutual, you gorgeous hunk of a man.”

“Damn,” sighed the man, “there go my Sundays.”

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