Life Saver

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Two elderly ladies were sitting in their rockers on the front porch of the retirement home chatting about the ‘old days.’

The younger of the two asked her companion, “Do you ever get horny while you are sitting out here?”

“Yes my dear, it happens every once in a while,” was the reply.

“Well,” said the first lady, “what do you do about it?”

“Oh I just suck on a Life Saver,” replied the elder lady.

“You do? - then who drives you down to the beach?”

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