Little Johnny and the golden axe.
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom one day only to catch his mom getting out of the shower. Johnny looks and points at her vagina and says, “What’s that?”
Little Johnny’s mom says, “That’s where God hit me with his golden axe.”
Little Johhny looks at his mom and says, “Holy Christ, that musta hurt — He hit ya right in the cunt!”
Tags: golden axe, holy christ, cunt, vagina, mom
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