Curry 69
Joey was a very innocent man. He never had much luck with the women, until one night Joey was at the pub, and a very attracve women named Rachel approched him. They got on very well and organised to go out on a date.
Their date took them off to an Indian restaurant. They both order the hottest curry available. The night went well and once they had finished, they decided to go back to Joey’s place.
Once back at Joey’s, things went well, and off to the bedroom they went. Clothes off and into it they went. As Joey was a bit naive, it was the missonery position straight up. A few bumps and groans later, Rachel suggested that they get into the 69 position.
Joey was a bit taken back by Rachel’s forwardness, but agreed. Half a minute into it, Rachel lets off a fart that would straighten pubic hair. Joey was disgusted and said “what the hell was that”. “Sorry, it was the curry, it won’t happen again” replied Rachel. Half a minute later again, Rachel lets off a second fart that would peel paint from a wall. Joey, gagging for air, stops and says “what the hell was that”, “Sorry, it was the curry, it won’t happen again” replied Rachel. Once more, half a minute later again, Rachel lets off a third fart that that put Joey into tears.
Joey had enough and said “look Rachel, if this is a 69, I am not hanging aroung for 66 more”…..
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