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In a small Southern town, there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed the great skill and talent which had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me, however. The three wise men were all wearing firemen’s helmets.

Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a “Quik Stop” on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, “You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!”

I assured her that I did, but simply couldn’t recall anything about firemen in the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, finally jabbing her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face, she said, “See! It says right here, ‘The three wise men came from afar.’”

Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step on it when you walk.

A young couple on the brink of divorce decided to visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asked the wife about the problem.

“My husband suffers from premature ejaculation,” she said.

“Is this true?” the counselor asked, turning to the husband.

“Well, not exactly,” he replied. “She’s the one who suffers, not me.”