The Birds and the Bees
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Loading ...A Colonel sperm is giving his troop instructions. The Colonel sperm says, “Okay, now when you enter the cave you will find the ball. When you find it go up and say, ‘Hello I am the sperm.’ It will say, ‘Hello I am the egg.’ Then you will work to make a baby.”
That night the alarm sounds and the Private sperm swims into the cavern. Seeing something in the distance, he swims towards it.
When he gets there he says, “Hello, I am the sperm.”
“Hello, I am the tonsil.”
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