THE KNIGHT
King Richard issued a decree that all Knights Templar must
be prepared to join him the following day on the next Crusade.
Sir Ardmore, who had been married to his beautiful young wife for only a week, buckled her up in a chastity belt and called in his faithful manservant, Harold.
“Harold”, he said, “I’m entrusting you with the key to Elizabeth’s chastity belt. If I should fail to return within three years, use the key and marry her.”
After a tearful farewell, Sir Ardmore had ridden about ten minutes from the castle when he turned and saw Harold on horseback coming after him.
“Wait, Sir Ardmore”, shouted Harold, “You left the wrong
key.”
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