New Doctor In Town
A young doctor had just moved into town and was setting up his practice. He had a new sign painted and hung it in front of his office proclaiming his specialities - “HOMOSEXUALS & HEMORRHOIDS.”
Now the town fathers were understandably upset and demanded that the sign be replaced with something much more acceptable to the townspeople.
Eager to please, the doctor had the sign changed to read “QUEERS & REARS.”
This further infuriated the town fathers who told the doctor bluntly to change the sign or move his practice elsewhere.
So the doctor came up with a sign acceptable to everyone - “ODDS & ENDS.”
Tags: odds ends, new doctor, queers, hemorrhoids, townspeople
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