Panda Bear

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A panda bear entered a restaurant ordered food, ate it, shot the waiter, and began to walk out. Somebody protested saying, “You can’t do that!”

And the panda said, “It’s in the dictionary!”

They looked it up and the dictionary said, “Panda, eats shoots and leaves.”

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