Want to go huntin’
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Loading ...There was this man that loved to go hunting every morning. One day he woke his wife up and said to her, “You’re going hunting with me today.”
At this she replied, “I don’t want to go with you.”
“Well you have three choices,” he told her, “1) you can go hunting 2) you can give me a blow job or 3) we can have anal sex. You have until I get back from loading the dogs to make up your mind.”
He is gone for about twenty minutes and when he gets back he asks, “What’s your decision?”
“Well I’m not going hunting with you,” she replies, “we’re not having anal sex ever, so I guess that I’ll give you a blow job.”
So she gets down on her knees and gives him a blow. when she got done she came up and gagged, “What’s going on?! That tasted like Shit!!!!”
“Well”, replies her husband, “the dogs didn’t want to go hunting either.”
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