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Loading ...If a dwarf convict escapes from prison, is he considered ‘at large’?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?
If the police arrest a mime artiste, do they tell her that she has the right to remain silent?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What is another word for thesaurus?
When ship companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If it is tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
Why do they sterilise the needles for lethal injections?
Why is there an expire date on sour cream?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
When you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
Do they have reserved parking for non handicap people at the special Olympics?
Why do they call it a TV set when you get only one?
If you shoot a mime do you use a silencer?
When they messed up the design of the drawing board what did they go back to?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What is the speed of dark?
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
What is a ‘free’ gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the
water?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
What is another word for synonym?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is this a hostage situation?
When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
Where do forest rangers go to ‘get away from it all’?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?
How can there be SELF help GROUPS?
Why are cigarettes sold in petrol stations when it is prohibited to smoke there?
Why is it when you transport something by car, it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo?
If you eat pasta and antipasta are you still hungry?
If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?
If the black box is never damaged in a plane crash, why isn’t the entire plane made out of the same stuff?
If most car accidents occur within 5 miles of the home why doesn’t everyone just move 10 miles away?
If you grab hold of the wagging tail of a dog, why doesn’t the dog wag?
Why do we drive on Parkways and park on driveways?
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