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Loading ...There is an ongoing conference on sex education in a jampacked 400-seat auditorium. The current lecturer is addressing the standing-room-only audience on the various ways of making love. He says, “Before I begin, I would like to know from you the audience how many lovemaking positions there are. Let’s start with the gentleman in the front row. You, sir, how many positions do you know of?”
The man clears his throat and says in a low voice, “Around seven.”
“Hmm… okay,” says the lecturer. “Anyone else?”
Then a loud voice from the back of the audience booms, “One hundred and one!”
Since the lecturer cannot see who has made that remark, he lets it pass and turns to the man on the third row. “You sir, the one with the glasses in the third row. How many positions do you know of?”
The bespectacled man fidgets a bit and says abruptly, “Eleven.”
“That’s interesting,” comments the lecturer. Then the same loud voice calls out, “One hundred and one!”
Still the lecturer ignores the persistent kibitzer as he turns his attention on a blonde girl in the second row. He says, “Young lady, how many positions do you know of?”
The girl hesitates a bit but the lecturer gently encourages her until she says in a small voice, “One.”
“Only one? I find that a bit strange. And what is that?”
“Man on top of woman,” says the uneasy girl. This time the same loud voice hollers, “One Hundred and Two!”
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