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Q: Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat?

A: The bachelor comes home, sees what’s in the refrigerator and goes to bed. The married man comes home, sees what’s in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

Tags: married man, refrigerator, bachelor

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