Remedy for Chapped Lips
Two cowboys came riding into town on a cold winter day, and tied their horses up to the hitching post at the local saloon.
When the first cowboy got off his horse, the first thing he did was lift the horse’s tail, and kiss its ass.
“Hey!” said the second cowboy. “What did you do that for?”
“I’ve got a terrable case of chapped lips,” replied the first cowboy.
“And kissing the horse’s ass makes your lips feel better?”
“No, but it keeps me from licking them.”
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