Woman in Heaven

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A woman was at the gates of Heaven when she heard screams of agony coming from within. Petrified, she asked St. Peter what was happening. He told her that they were getting holes drilled in their backs and heads for their wings and halos.

With this the lady proceeded to tell St. Peter that she would rather go to Hell. St. Peter pleaded with her not to go, for she would definitely be raped and sodomized. She told St. Peter, “I would rather go there, at least I have the holes for that…”

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