baby boy
A man and woman had vowed not to have sex until their honeymoon night. The couple didn’t want any suprises that night, so the woman told the man she was flat as a board. The man told the woman he was hung like a baby.
So the night finally came. The woman got undressed and said,”See I told you I was flat as a board!”
The man got undressed, and the woman suddenly fainted. When she came to, she asked, “I thought you said you were hung like a baby?”
The man said, “I did, 13 inches, 8 pounds, and 9 ounzes!”
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