Smooth and Juicy
A Navy ship was out on the ocean practicing manuvers. A shell went off on the deck and hurt several sailors. One sailor said when he got out of the infirmary he was going to do something he had never tried before. He would eat some pussy.
The next time he got shore leave, he went to a whorehouse. He told the Madam what he wanted and she said she had the perfect girl for him.
He went upstairs and told the girl what he wanted. She said for him to get under the covers and she would get ready. He started licking it. After a minute the girl asked if it was everything he thought it would be. He said, “Its kind of rough and dry, I thought it would be smooth and juicy.”
She said; “Just a minute sweetie, I’ll take care of that.”
Then she went into the bathroom for a few minutes.
She came back and got in the bed and the sailor started on it again. She asked how he liked it now. “It’s great, it’s smooth and juicy. What did you do?”
She told him, “Oh honey, I just picked the scabs off and let the pus run.”
Tags: navy ship, perfect girl, whorehouse, scabs, infirmary
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