Old Folks at the Movies
An elderly couple sat through a porno flick twice.
They did not get up to leave until the theater was ready to close for the evening.
“You folks must have really enjoyed the show,” asked the usher.
“Disgusting!” commented the old lady.
“It was absolutely revolting!” concurred her husband.
“Then why did you sit through it twice?” inquired the usher.
“We had to wait until you turned on the house lights,” the old lady explained. “We couldn’t find my panties and his teeth were in them.”
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