Shipwrecked
A man called Fred was shipwrecked on a desert island for three years and by now his hands were covered in blisters. One day he picked up his binoculars and looked out onto the horizon and said to himself, “Wow a ship! And on the mast a beautiful, blonde naked woman. Just look at those hips!”
By now he had a roaring erection. He threw down his binoculars and grabbed his donk. “Got ya again ya bastard, there was no bloody ship!”
Tags: desert island, donk, naked woman, blisters, binoculars
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