The Last Straw
“And what was the culmination of events that led you to file this action?” asked the man’s attorney in the divorce hearing.
“All through our marriage, my wife was less than fully responsive to my sexual initiatives,” replied the husband. “The clincher came one morning at the breakfast table.”
“Why? What happened?”
“She announced, ‘Just so you don’t get your hopes up for tonight, I’m already beginning to get a headache.’”
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